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You see this AWESOME layout?!?  Well, it only exists because of ME!!!  Now I'm allowing my friend Julie of Life With The Tucker and Wolek Clan to take full credit for it, but this gorgeous creation is because of MY creative genius.

You see, Julie is a cropping buddy who creates A-MA-ZING creations for BlueMoonScrapbooking.com (among others) and was hard at work on a cuter than cute kindergarten layout during one of my recent crop nights with the Paste Eaters.  She worked and worked while I quietly contrived an integral artistic expression* for the exact moment when I said in my perfectly tonal pitched and melodious voice, "Throw on some bling... bling, bling, bling!!!"  To which she added, "I can't!  It's a design team project." 

"COME OOOOOONNNNNN", I said in a voice that could only be described as a harmonic, soothing soprano.  Julie smiled and said that she didn't have any bling.  Luckily, Terre, another one of my cropping buddies happened to have a TRUCK-LOAD with her.  When she shared those precious jewels, I think Terre knew the impending masterpiece that was about to occur.  And as if the heavens opened up and a hallelujah chorus sound, Julie added those 9 rhinestones and the creation you see above came to be.... thanx to ME!!!  In case any of you might be in doubt, feel free to check it out over on Julie's blog:  HERE!  And I quote, ".....Danielle..............you............did.............it..........!"  Don't believe me?  Click on the link and read for yourself!!!  Be sure to leave some blog love for Julie when you get there! :)


*Translation for "quietly contrived an integral artistic expression":  Did absolutely nothing but watch Julie create this layout while everyone around me was productive.

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Julie Tucker-Wolek said…
OMG!!! I am ROLLING over here!!!!! You crack me up and I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Tears are literally rolling... lol!!!!
August 19, 2012 at 8:50 PM
Krista said…
you are so funny!
August 20, 2012 at 10:27 AM
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